An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor. The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.”
Later that night, the wife said, “Honey, I’d like some ice cream. Could you get me some from the kitchen?”
The husband said, “Of course.”
The wife added, “Write it down so you don’t forget!”
The husband replied, “I don’t need to write it down!
You want ice cream.”
She said, “I also want strawberries on top. Write it down!”
The husband rolled his eyes. “I won’t forget!”
She added, “And whipped cream!
Please write it down!”
He sighed. “I got it! Ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream.
No need to write it down.”
Twenty minutes later, he came back and handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon. The wife stared at the plate and yelled, “I told you to write it down! Where’s my toast?!”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!! An Old Man Decides to Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Hearing Problems.
An elderly guy notices that his wife is having difficulty hearing. He attempts to convince her to take a hearing test, but she refuses. He decides to show her that something is amiss with her hearing.
He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, switches it on, and yells below, knowing she’s in the kitchen. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response. He went downstairs and yelled.
“Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response. He entered the living room and yelled again. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
He even stands just outside the kitchen and yells. “What’s for supper?” and yet no response. Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, “Honey.
What’s for supper?!”
She turns around and says “Damn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!